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Possible Explosive Devices Found at Eeyore's Birthday Party
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Trump Expected to Worsen
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Yodeling Boy Just Released From Prison, Will Tell His Story
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4 Signs You're Not the Size of 20 Billion Suns
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Choo Choo! All Aboard the International Space Station
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The World Is So Upsetting
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In Memoriam: The Best Watermelon
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Luigi Gets a Woody at the Royal Wedding, but Why?
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God Made You Gay
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Can We Discuss the Episode of "Friends" Where Ross Tries to Burn American Flag
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Kitten Is Still Grappling With Its Brutal Past
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On Second Thought, I'm Gonna Die Slowly and Painfully
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Royal Wedding: How It Affects Our Immune System
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Pope Tells Gay Man: God Made You Like Cats
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What It's Really Like to Live as a Unicorn
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Scientists "Miserable" After World's Oldest-Known Spider Dies in Rehab Facility
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Oldest Person in US Dies at 49
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Cannabis Smoking Outlawed in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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How to Kill Me? Death
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HORROR: Lady "Eaten Alive" at Nursing Home by a Semi-Truck
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ABBA Says It Will Suspend Nuclear Tests
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Hulk No Like Your Grandma
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Sega Announces Mega Drive Mini, a Fun-Size Sega Genesis That Will Show US Your Nudes
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Uber Will No Longer Give "birthday Spankings" After Parent Complaints
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Amazon Is Keeping Slavery Alive
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TRUMP to Experience Waterboarding — I Would Like This
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Scientists Are Actually Really Smart
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Here's How to Design YOUR Own Ass
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Pruitt: A Lie Doesn't Become Truth Just Because Boobs
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is Launching a Mascara Infused With Cannabis Oil for Long, Healthy Lashes
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J.K. Rowling Has Apologized for Killing Baby, Ex-Wife
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Celebrities React to Rising Death Toll (Spoilers!)
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Here Are 5 Important Pieces of Meat
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America Is a Cautionary Tale of Pizza, Guns, and Madness
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This 72-Year-Old Takes Wacky, Wonderful Photos of Sex Abuse
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Home Office Demands Proof Royal Baby Was Born With Super Powers
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Atheist Organization Calls for Jihad
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Thin Mint Ice Cream That's Also Booze!
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Trump Asks for "Communist Only" Semen Donations
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Man Gets Friend-Zoned in the International Space Station