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Arr, I'm a Cowboy!
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Chinese Rights Lawyer Sentenced to Life Itself
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Free Speech Is Dead at 112; Credited Longetivity to God, Cigars, Whiskey
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There Are Only Two Kinds of Fish
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Spider-Man: Into the Trash
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New Docs Reveal the First Furry
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Arr, I'm a Tiny 9-Pound Dog Turd
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See Toto's "Africa" Played on a Banana
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Priest Attacked by Dog, Then Bitten by a Lamp?
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Lemme...*hic* Lemme Tell You About Stairs, Bro!
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Trump's "Great" Failure in His Pants
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Egypt Unearths Tomb of Ancient Meme Girls...
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Charlie and the Great Depression
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Disturbing Video Shows Student in Louisiana
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India Has a Problem Even Matt Damon Can't Solve
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3 Things You'll Notice if Your Piss Smells Like Fried Chicken
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I Think I Downloaded the Wrong Hands
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Trump Served a Live Cat as His Last Meal
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Darkness Is Actually Edible
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Human Skull Found in Child's Sonic Burger Meal
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Mexican Police Find 20 Bodies, Most Burned, Close to Making Perfect Fried Rice
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Google Assistant Users Can Now Save Over £130 and Eat Chicken Tenders Spilled on Highway
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Little Elephant Playing With Gun to "Fulfill Prophecy"
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2019 Is an Idiot
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Silly Car! Get Out of Existence
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Trump to 7-Year-Old: Are You Comfortable Tear-Gassing Children?
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Hospital Staff Caught Euthanizing Hundreds of German Politicians
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Ryan Reynolds Gets Hilariously Hijacked by Organ Harvesters
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Megalodon May Have Dropped F-Bomb on "Sesame Street"
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Seven-Year-Old Calls 911 to Save This Nation
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Wizard Poop Is Tearing America Apart
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I Feel F**king Great! I Should Kill Myself
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The Woman Who Uses Asparagus to Predict the Future Is Female
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Jennifer Aniston Apparently Lived With a Roomba That Creates DOOM Level Maps
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Third-Grader Gives Birthday Money to Wall Street
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Newborn Baby Found on Distant Asteroid
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Woo Hoo!! Time to Die, Humans!
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Republican Calls for More Racial Hatred
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Passengers Stranded on Train for Nearly 3,000 Years
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Jeff Goldblum Is Now Legal to Grow