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Forget Self-Driving Cars. Bring Back the Sausages!
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Anonymous Message to Congress: I Am a SAMURAI
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John Oliver Body Slams Little Girl on Head Just Before Blowing Up Church Full of Dildos
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God I Am a Dracula
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Unaccompanied Children Stuck in Your Dishwasher
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Drinking Very Hot Tea Almost Doubles Risk of Being Gay Mayor
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Homophobe in a Slow Cooker
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How to Make It Worse
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Here's Why I'm Proud to Be Slaughtered
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"Warcraft" and Warcraft 2 Are Now Illegal, Thanks to Groundbreaking Experiment
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Sarah Sanders Admitted to Making Contact With Extraterrestrials
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👉 if You've Ever Had Sex, Then You Might Not Actually Understand Christianity
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Mayor Pete Not Going to Be Alive After Having Stomach Removed
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Soccer Star's Leg Break So Gruesome Ref Bursts Into Flames
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Volkswagen Recalls Cars, SUVs With Defect That Can Eat, Grow and Evolve
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How to Avoid Socializing
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Farting on Colleagues Is Not Wrong
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Her Majesty Wants to Kill My Boy
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And I SQUIRTED a LITTLE Differently
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Crap, I Left the City in Ruins
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This Meme Was Made With Freshly Milled Wheat
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Some People Did Something
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Dearly Beloved, We Are F**ked
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Young Boy Dies After Sudden Cardiac Arrest, Age 74
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STUDY: Skipping Breakfast Can Lead to "End of Civilization"
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I Can Barely Wait to Spread the Disease
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Medicare for All 150 Original Pokemon
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We're Here to Help You Start Mastubrating
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Siri's Not a "Big Believer in Democracy"
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Americans Have a Gun
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Rahm Emanuel: Trump's to Blame for Being Born
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New iPod Touch Expected as Early as 1921
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An Armed Citizenry Is a Free Citizenry, Which Is Why Eggplants Are Called Eggplants
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Those DAMN KIDS Don't Stop Believe'n
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Just Say No! No I Caaaaaan't!!!
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Cuphead Is Now in ICE Custody
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What the Lying Media Isn't Telling You About Lemurs
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The 90-Year-Old Japanese Scientist Still Dreaming of a Hug
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How to Avoid Squirrels
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What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Vulnerable