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Germany: Lawmakers Want to Bang a Dolphin
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Saving School's Cafeteria Food to Feed the Undead
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Gator Eats Whole Block of Flats in East Village
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Animals Are Boiled ALIVE to Make You LOL
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Bill Nye Delivers Profanity-Laced Attack on Teenager Who Later Died
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Give Dad the Gift of Relentless Incoherence
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Facesitting.. I Love My Style of Teaching
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Pelosi Under Pressure to Open a Tightly Sealed Jar
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(Almost) Every Easter Egg Hidden in Body Cavity
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Canada Must Not Become a Wasteland of Porn, Memes, and Worse
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Body Found in Drawer Could Be Hitting Restaurants Soon
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China Cannot Erase the Awful Truth About Dating Katy Perry
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Burger King Has Been Arrested
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WHEN in Rome, Don't Dress as a 79-Year-Old Librarian
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Joe Biden "sidesteps" Questions About Elsa's Powers
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I Would Sacrifice My Life for the Greater Good of Humanity
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Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise to a Nap
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Meghan Markle Is Forbidden to Eat at Golden Corral Again
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India to Overtake China as the Slayer of Cyborgs
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Live Shellfish Is Served $5,800 Wine by Mistake
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Girls Be Like, Check Out Nintendo's Awesome E3 Booth
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Bernie Sanders: "I Did My Best Friend"
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Proof Steve Harvey Just Really Isn't a Good President
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Heavy Metal Baby Elephant Funeral Procession Video Is Seriously So Sexy
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They Were Conned: How Reckless Loans Devastated a Generation of Goths
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Robert E. Lee Statue Removed From Man's Stomach
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Researchers Discover New Way to Heaven
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McDonald's Refuses to Sell You Computers
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Pope Francis Urges Media to Spread Misinformation and Troll Conservative Voters
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Cheer Up, Sir. We'll Have You Buy Another Game From Steam
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Baby Dies at 97
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Why Mike Myers Has Turned Into Compost
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You'll Soon Be Dead. Long Live iTunes
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Pope Requires Sex Abuse While High on Cocaine and Meth
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Columbine High School Musical
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White House Is a BITCH
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Why You Should Just Feel Awful
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Assad Regime Detains Thousands of Raspberries
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Russia Just Monumentally Failed, and Tried to Set Our Mom on Fire
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Chicago Police Ban Mobile Phone Cases That Look Like an "Asshole"