Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
73	73 Vote	Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
403	403 Vote	How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
482	482 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
171	171 Vote	Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
580	580 Vote	Princess Peach Will Kill US All 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
326	326 Vote	Honor Student Punished by God
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
139	139 Vote	Shocking New Evidence Proves Satan Is Real and We're Not Responsible
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
355	355 Vote	Let's All Freak Out About Things
147	147 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are No More
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1

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