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Fuck This Fucking Week
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Why the Hell Do We Live?
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
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Absolutely Enormous "Dragon Skull" Discovered on Saturn's moon
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
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McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
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I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
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Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch
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Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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Scientists Say "Yes"
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Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
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This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
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Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit
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Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
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Google Threatens to Fuck Up
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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What Happened to Me
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Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
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Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine