Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

75	75 Vote	Trump Advisor Goes on Two-Hour Stabbing Rampage in SoCal 1	1
175	175 Vote	NASA Gets a Hard "R" 1	1
123	123 Vote	Invader Zim Explains Why CNN Hired Him
188	188 Vote	Great-Grandmother, 90, Cleared of Wrongdoing in July Incident That Left Everyone Screaming "Just Die Already"
163	163 Vote	When Someone Calls You Weird, Hit Them With Scissors
46	46 Vote	Posh Spice Might Be Appraised by Robot Ants
90	90 Vote	Woman Shocked to Find Stranger Wearing Her Butt Plug in Public Transit
62	62 Vote	Update: 12-Year-Old Responsible for Sunspots
43	43 Vote	Things You Believe About "Star Wars" Almost Everyone Believes 5	5
35	35 Vote	Sununu Signs Bill Decriminalizing Marijuana Use in Circuses 1	1
96	96 Vote	His Happiness Is Just Plain Sad
112	112 Vote	Epstein Now Accused of Urinating Into Ice Cream Sandwich 1	1
147	147 Vote	Trump: I AM Legally Married to Keanu Reeves 1	1
61	61 Vote	JFK Rides a Sheep
64	64 Vote	Dad Brutally Stabbed to Death by Firing Squad Member 1	1
33	33 Vote	Judy Garland to Be Penn State's Next Star LB
292	292 Vote	Violent Thunderstorms Kill at Least Three Genders 1	1
270	270 Vote	Fortnite Fans Have Harsh Words for Mario's Transgender Comments 1	1
44	44 Vote	Climate of Fear and Loathing in the Butt
342	342 Vote	👉 My Body Doesn't Work but Still Making Progress 2	2
38	38 Vote	10 Best Natural Toiletries for Your Soul
38	38 Vote	Ann Coulter Thinks Epstein Had a Point
183	183 Vote	I Love YOU Probably 1	1
42	42 Vote	Terry Crews and His Seeing Eye Kitten 1	1
166	166 Vote	19 Freshly Harvested Dank Memes for the Hopeless
64	64 Vote	We Don't Talk About Her Genitalia
117	117 Vote	Cop "Broke No Laws" When He Hanged Himself
82	82 Vote	Bernie Sanders on Making Another Evil Dead, With or Without Bruce Campbell
95	95 Vote	Royal Navy Too Small to Deal Heroin
34	34 Vote	Breakdancing With a Vulva
148	148 Vote	This Grumpy Shiba Inu Is Going to Vote
84	84 Vote	How Olive Garden Makes Their Incredible Guitars 1	1
111	111 Vote	Trump: I Have the Facebooks
165	165 Vote	How the Soviets Won the Iowa State Fair 1	1
140	140 Vote	Forget Black Belts, Get a Whole Crocodile
49	49 Vote	Woke Polar Bear Apologizes for NSFW "Fredo" Rant
438	438 Vote	Thousands Without Power Armor 2	2
212	212 Vote	WATCH: Cop Goes to Innocent Family's Home, Punch Their Tiny Pregnant Dog, Then Rob Them
166	166 Vote	I Shall Make Them Wear Hats 1	1
89	89 Vote	Put These Random Facts in Your FACE! 1	1

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