Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

300	300 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention 4	4
38	38 Vote	When Mom Makes You Do Angelina Jolie
98	98 Vote	Consider the Real Reason Why These Video Game Characters Were Killed When an SUV Slammed Into Them
110	110 Vote	Ariana Grande's Engagement Is So Much More Important Than UK Relations Post-Brexit
8	8 Vote	Florida State Is Real
35	35 Vote	My Pony Tastes Like FRUIT
92	92 Vote	Whistleblower Claims There's a Big Penis, Because They're Fun
411	411 Vote	"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
33	33 Vote	Hurricane Florence Is "very Sad" 2	2
313	313 Vote	PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
128	128 Vote	Woman Falls Off Antarctica
344	344 Vote	This Meat Lovers Sauce Is Perfect for Anyone Who Feels Like Overthrowing Capitalism
285	285 Vote	👉 I Wish I Was Eating Human Flesh
32	32 Vote	Why Fewer Americans Are Turning to Prostitution in Colombia
56	56 Vote	Entire West Virginia House Votes to Remove Loot Boxes 1	1
84	84 Vote	Sugar in Mints Feed Bacteria That Rot Teeth and Lead to Pope Francis Resignation
74	74 Vote	Pygmy Sea Horses Are a Disgrace
46	46 Vote	Mike Tyson's Biggest Knockout Came Courtesy of a Steep, Sustained Increase in STDs
27	27 Vote	Marlins Celebrate Not Being Hygienic 1	1
583	583 Vote	Team Rocket Has Been Contacted by Mueller Probe
183	183 Vote	Come on Jesus, Do Your Job. Protect Our Schools
167	167 Vote	Pokemon Go: Last Chance to Hunt Humans?
142	142 Vote	How Thanos Will Be No Match for My Lyme Disease
95	95 Vote	This Elementary School's Extreme Game of F--K, Kill, Marry 2	2
163	163 Vote	You're Not Crazy—your Socks Really Are Eating Your Socks 1	1
148	148 Vote	Bunny in a New Record for Homicides at 63,880 Deaths 1	1
103	103 Vote	Man Astonished to Discover Sentient Ice Cubes
33	33 Vote	👉 "Modern Family" Actor Jackson Odell Died of Multiple Sexualities
78	78 Vote	Donald Trump Jr. Hunting Big Game in Minecraft
4	4 Vote	Medusa Loses Her Toenails After Fish Pedicure, Woman Loses Her Sneks
123	123 Vote	Millions of People Missing After Going for Jog
46	46 Vote	Moped Gang Chased by Hippo 1	1
2	2 Vote	Thor's Hammers Ranked From Least to Most Likely to Hack Soldiers Phones
111	111 Vote	Eight-Year-Old Boy Becomes Youngest Person to Die
142	142 Vote	The Syrian War Is Now Available for Pre-Order
72	72 Vote	Migrating Arctic Geese Are Confused, Exhausted by Rising Fuel Prices
184	184 Vote	Study: People of Color Exist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Can't Sleep? Let Bob Ross Help You Excel at Microsoft Excel 1	1
141	141 Vote	Apple's New USB Security Feature Has a Gun 1	1
669	669 Vote	Man Dies After Being a Failure 1	1

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