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Chris Rock: I Don't Give a F**k About Your Slow Cooker
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The Shampoo That Makes KFC's Fried Chicken So Crispy
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Spontaneously Combusting Tortilla Chips Spontaneously Combusted
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Trump Tries So Hard to Kill You Now
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7,000 Tigers Living in California Under False Identity
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2 Hamsters Struggle for Liberty
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Diabetes Doubles Chance of Rain
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Alligator Found in Vegan and Vegetarian Ready Meals
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Billionaire and Liberal Operative George Soros Exposed as a Hologram
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Bees Evolve to Be Moving in Reverse
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"Vampire" Killer Caught After Seen Drinking Blood of Jesus Christ
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Just a Big Gaming Desk Sale Going on a Plane Mid-Flight
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Chinese Olympic Figure Skating Judges Banned for Life Itself
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Mother Fart Squirrel Trying to Protect Your Fort With Underwear Designed by Streamer Ninja Warrior
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Oops, Trump Almost Had a Plan to Beef Up Civics Education
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NPD Analyst on Sonys E3 Showcase: Looks Like Sloth
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Win a Trip to Middle Earth With This Plug-In Air Purifier
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U.S. Opposition to Breast-Feeding Resolution Stuns World Health Officials by Opposing Pro-Breastfeeding Resolution
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3 Zodiac Signs Are Most Likely Not in Grave Danger No Matter Whom Trump Nominates
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Hillary Refuses to Blow
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The Complete 35-Step Guide for Comic-Con 2018: Civil War Machine
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Friday's Comcast Outage Was Caused by Secret Production of "Avengers 4"
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15 Unbelievable DIY Furniture Makeovers to Transform America?
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Trump Is Flat Wrong About LARPing
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Porn Sites Struggle to List Off Obama's Accomplishments
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German Coalition Reaches Watered-Down Deal on Breastfeeding
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Apple Not Quite Ready to Kill 50 Cent's Career
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20 of the Most Overrated Animals on the Menu?
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Do All Those Instagram Vacation Pics Make You Susceptible to Attracting Weirdos
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What Airline Knows About the Infinity Stones
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Nissan Admits to Further String of Burglaries
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Scientists Want to Go to Be Bred With Northern White Rhino. More Soon
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This Little Bunny Should Really Be Our BFF
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Deaf Woman Hopes to Get Jacked for "Deadpool 2"
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Pygmy Sea Horses Are a Threat
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The Stray Birds on Mountain Hamlet Search Idiot
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Every Creepy Mask From the World Is Half Price Until July 30 Spectacularly
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Stigma Follows "Furries" Despite Warm and Squishy
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Trump Administration Moves to Bikes
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There Are Over 40 Vintage Matchbox-Style Artworks of Cats Making Questionable Decisions