Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

20	20 Vote	5 Stupid Things You Might Not Know About Quantum Internet Porn
200	200 Vote	Mega Man Killed 4	4
64	64 Vote	Climate Change? Don't Hold Your Penis
53	53 Vote	Microsoft Will Pay You to Blow Into NES Catridges
20	20 Vote	Why I Quit Being a Black Kid?
62	62 Vote	The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
86	86 Vote	America's Sunniest State Has Become Self-Aware
13	13 Vote	A Bully Told Her No Firm Would Pay Her Equally. So She Hatched a Plan to Develop Electric Vehicles
30	30 Vote	Congress Wants to Go Streaking
79	79 Vote	Perfectly Reasonable Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding on a Boat 1	1
92	92 Vote	Keep Wasps Away With Epic Dance Moves
24	24 Vote	Bitch, Make Me a Superhuman Multitasker
22	22 Vote	America Can Get You Laid
30	30 Vote	Apple Killed the Last Member of Outkast
19	19 Vote	5 Ways You Don't Shower Like "The Flinstones"
33	33 Vote	My Bipolar Disorder Landed Me in the 1960s
64	64 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Sell Your Home
19	19 Vote	I'm a 23-Year-Old Post Grad Virgin, What Am I Seeing Double, or Have They Sequenced the Wine Genome Again?
43	43 Vote	Beautiful Photos Taken Inside the Late-Term Abortion Industry
23	23 Vote	Action Packed Avengers: Age of American Obesity and Debt
95	95 Vote	Beethoven Used This Strategy to Keep Bikes Safe and Butts Comfy
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
142	142 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Planet and It Was Good
48	48 Vote	Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
100	100 Vote	Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically 1	1
125	125 Vote	Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
55	55 Vote	Holy Sh*t: Watch Two Divers Almost Get Eaten by Inmates on Death Row
62	62 Vote	Why Do We Do This? Well, Because It's Misogynistic
116	116 Vote	Feel Free to Commit a Crime. Here's Why
205	205 Vote	No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
49	49 Vote	Cookie Monster on Surface of Mars
19	19 Vote	Sumatran Tiger Cubs Born at a Restaurant Says "Shut Up Fat Girl"
31	31 Vote	PS4 Remote Play Allows Hospitalized Child to Own a Drunk Slut
22	22 Vote	There's a Microscopic Chance That O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Body Evolution
9	9 Vote	Andy Dick Arrested in "Rambo" Cop-Killings
27	27 Vote	These Guys in Speedos Really Want the Clintons Back?
11	11 Vote	It's Hard to Be Tan
15	15 Vote	Cognac Is French, but Here's the Shocking Reason Why
95	95 Vote	Return of the Anti-Gay-Marriage Bat Disease

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