Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

46	46 Vote	A Face Only a Time-Machine Could Fix
33	33 Vote	Bruce Willis Is a Giant Penis
12	12 Vote	You'll Let Anyone Hold Your Breath
19	19 Vote	Man vs. Wild Mushrooms
96	96 Vote	Dog That Thinks It's 1999 Again
119	119 Vote	My Deadly Genetic Disease Was Just Approved by the Illuminati
153	153 Vote	The LAPD Just Got Kinkier 1	1
55	55 Vote	A Lesson in How to Pick-Up Girls With Big Penises, Wide Shoulders and Narrow Hips
16	16 Vote	If Siri Were Honest About Her Kids
31	31 Vote	The Catholic Church Rules Gay Men Draw Vaginas
75	75 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Supermassive Black Hole Inside a Dubai Mall
102	102 Vote	This Mom Wrote a Song (About Dicks)
75	75 Vote	20 Horrifying Incidents That Happened in Bed
48	48 Vote	5 Reasons Parenting Is One of Al Qaeda's Biggest Threats
20	20 Vote	Honey Boo Boo and Her Boldness for Christ
25	25 Vote	Sex Orgies of the Roads Less Traveled
38	38 Vote	I Helped Catch an STD
27	27 Vote	Vermont to Require All Kids to "Act Less Gay"
68	68 Vote	India Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare
14	14 Vote	Snowden Offers to Babysit
74	74 Vote	Tila Tequila Had an Affair With Elmo
49	49 Vote	China Sentences 3 People to Find a Shiny Pokémon
49	49 Vote	Pope Francis Says Katy Perry's Bloodfeud Began With Meteors
54	54 Vote	Dog Can't Contain Joy After Being Abducted
115	115 Vote	Police Use Dog to Find a Girlfriend
33	33 Vote	Justin Bieber in a 10-Year Coma 2	2
24	24 Vote	Five Classic Ways to Ruin Your Family's Morning Routine
16	16 Vote	This Video Explains Why the Walking Dead's Zombies Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
143	143 Vote	"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
45	45 Vote	The Single Bro's Guide to Meeting Girls in Nigeria
26	26 Vote	Nurse Who Banged Her Friend's Teen Son Is a Faith-Filled Inspiration
62	62 Vote	The Bible Says God Blesses Those Who Took the Plunge and Built a Kickass Pool
101	101 Vote	Exactly 0 Babies Died From Watching This GIF
20	20 Vote	40 Animals Who Got Engaged at Rockefeller Center
37	37 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned From Winnie the Pooh
35	35 Vote	33 Tips to Throw Away
16	16 Vote	I Peed in Your Freshman Hall
54	54 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone 1	1
15	15 Vote	Iraq's Military Seen as Unlikely to Turn Over Most Decisions to Robots
91	91 Vote	Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy

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