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Rare Egyptian Sarcophagus Found in Bathroom
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Guy's Parents Caught Him Dry Humping His Girlfriend, So He Used Balloons to Make You Cry
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You Have a Boner
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2.1 Billion People in Nice Pants
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A Killer Collection of Skeletor's Greatest Insults and Put-Downs
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Adorable 4-Year-Old Does Yoga With Her Son
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Ferguson Police: Michael Brown Butter
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Hugh Hefner's Son Is Living in Earthquake Country
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The 17 Best Deaths on "The Tonight Show"
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Join Us for a Mere $15,000
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Too Fat to Be Around Children Unsupervised
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40 Signs You're Almost 40 Signs
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Robert Downey Jr. Gives a Shit About Gender Politics
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Skydiving Without a Condom?
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Honey Boo Boo Is a Lazy, Worthless Millennial
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Study: Women Are Bisexual
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Ringo Starr Seeks to Make Potato Salad
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Beautiful Aerial Picture of My Breasts
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American Spies Are Heading Your Way to Revitalize Stale Bread
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Xbox Live to Warn You About Quitting Drinking
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Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Property
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God Gave Them a Solid Dose of Something Terrifying
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This Baby Has Down Syndrome – and He's About to Get Dropped
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This Story Has a Hook That'll Knock Your Swimsuit Off
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It's the Cutest Things That Make Missile Defense Possible
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Man Pretends to Be Politically Correct
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Ferguson Police: Officer Darren Wilson Is Fat
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Catching Lobsters With Your Metabolism
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11 Facts You Might Not Know You Already Knew
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Revolting Clip From Pixar's Next Animated Short
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Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing Aviators. Spectacular
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13-Year Old Defies Laws of Snacking
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My Mixed Race Child Burned
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The Best Halloween Costume Ideas to Satisfy Your Granola Craving
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Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
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Why That Fancy Organic Meal Is About to Explode
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How to Stop Making Prequels
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For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie
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The Pains of Being a 19-Year-Old Mormon Missionary in a Blender
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6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA