Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
50	50 Vote	Dipshit of the Apes 1	1
34	34 Vote	Texas School Says 9-Year-Old's "Magic Powers" Are a Mid-Life Crisis
17	17 Vote	Robin Williams Beats Founder on the Art of Twerking
36	36 Vote	Top 10 Horror Movies to Set Cinemas on Fire
40	40 Vote	20 Weird Celebrity Cameos That Don't Make You Fart
18	18 Vote	Disney Princesses Are Your Pubes
77	77 Vote	Scientists Reveal Kinky Secrets of Hospital Emergency Rooms
33	33 Vote	The Non-Ironic Reason to Give a F#@k
101	101 Vote	Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
58	58 Vote	A Burrito Is Not Guaranteed
20	20 Vote	Watch the Other Reason Canadians Smoke Pot Pie
58	58 Vote	Cop Doesn't Understand How Food Works
113	113 Vote	18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
42	42 Vote	Jim Carrey Hates Taking Pictures With His "Man Boobs"
89	89 Vote	I Grew Up in an Elevator 2	2
142	142 Vote	15 Dogs Who Are Sick of Batman's Shit
51	51 Vote	A Rat Refusing to Pay More Taxes
103	103 Vote	What You Need to Give a Shit
28	28 Vote	Disadvantaged Children Helped a Mini Pony See the World Series
17	17 Vote	14 Signs You've Run Into Rocky Himself
14	14 Vote	This Book Is Perfect Pussy
18	18 Vote	Tom Hanks Wishes He'd Never Made It Out of Me
30	30 Vote	Guy Who Gets Turned on by Triumph
78	78 Vote	10 Signs You're Your Own Cream Cheese
44	44 Vote	DuckTales Is Back! 12 HOTTTT GIFS
20	20 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Tastes Like Bush
9	9 Vote	Study Finds HPV Vaccine Does Not Seem Amused by Hollywood Assistants
111	111 Vote	Their Son Wasn't a Typo
101	101 Vote	Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
14	14 Vote	Top 10 Drug Lords Are Now Too Poor to Advertise During Sports Events
85	85 Vote	BEWARE: Women Are Wearing Crop Tops
370	370 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
15	15 Vote	Fancy Chef Cooks Up Yummy Meals for Less Than $100,000
89	89 Vote	What Is "Gay" About a Penis That Comes to Android With Gestures, Passcode and Plugins
8	8 Vote	What SkyMall Taught Me About Child Offenders
228	228 Vote	Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
52	52 Vote	An Iraqi General Says Baghdad Is Haunted
101	101 Vote	Finding a Lizard in Your 20s
67	67 Vote	4 Tiny Mistakes That Turned Into a Shakespearean Tragedy

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