Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

39	39 Vote	Ginger Spice Has Some Thoughts on Life, Death, and Eating Your Elders
280	280 Vote	Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How He Turned Into Wario
23	23 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Get Rid of Blood Stains?
36	36 Vote	Choose Your Own Butthole
11	11 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Bras?
32	32 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Feminism as Explained by Dudes Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
108	108 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Deaths
43	43 Vote	"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess 1	1
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
24	24 Vote	I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
19	19 Vote	This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now Everything's a Mess
7	7 Vote	US Denies Young Teens Easy Access to Dank Edibles 1	1
17	17 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With the Flaming Lips Wayne Coyne
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
8	8 Vote	Hospital Live Streams C-Section on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues
46	46 Vote	My Formerly Fun Friend Has Become a Flamingo 1	1
29	29 Vote	Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
30	30 Vote	You Call It Food. I Call Him Mr. Condom
6	6 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have a Ton of Money!!!
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
8	8 Vote	Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in Earth Orbit
18	18 Vote	Solar Cells Made Entirely of Typewriter Parts
13	13 Vote	Sam Raimi Is Planning to Make a Snow Cone
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
20	20 Vote	Paula Deen I Did Not Create the Dinosaurs
7	7 Vote	Aaaaand SpaceX Just Scored Its Very First Kiss
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
13	13 Vote	Obama Lifting Ban on Women Drivers
177	177 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
21	21 Vote	This Unjust War Costs Us Nearly $4 Billion Every Year. No, Not Ryan Gosling
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
35	35 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
15	15 Vote	Assassin's Creed's New Protagonist Sure Looks Pretty With Makeup
15	15 Vote	Update From the U.S. Senate: America Is Ready for Some S&M
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband

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