Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

26	26 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
35	35 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea 1	1
18	18 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
16	16 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not Recommended
13	13 Vote	Florida Man Shoots Himself at the Altar
26	26 Vote	House Cat Reveals Its New Xenon-Ion Engine
9	9 Vote	NSA Can Access Nintendo's Miiverse
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
23	23 Vote	Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
1	1 Vote	2,000th U.S. Death Reported in Syrian Unrest
13	13 Vote	Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Survivors to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
13	13 Vote	Attempted Robbery Ends in Y
3	3 Vote	Mariah Carey Has Been Misplaced
72	72 Vote	Tell Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
7	7 Vote	Man With a Mental Disorder Screws Women Over 70
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
182	182 Vote	We Killed an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless 1	1
79	79 Vote	Pacific Nations Prepare for a Threesome
21	21 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Complete Bastards
22	22 Vote	Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
9	9 Vote	Let's Shop for Blouses in the Desert
16	16 Vote	Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign to Boycott Toys "R" Us for Centuries
30	30 Vote	NJ Woman Charmed Her Neighbor With Cupcakes So She Could Afford $38,000 handbag
26	26 Vote	Obamacare Is Bad Ass
139	139 Vote	My Neighbor Has a Detachable Penis
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
39	39 Vote	Obama: Congress Needs a New Music Track From the 16-Bit Era
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
14	14 Vote	It's Hot as Fuck (And You're Not)
28	28 Vote	TX GOP Senate Candidate Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
2	2 Vote	NSA Leaker Edward Snowden Leaks
144	144 Vote	I Used to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to the Lonely
64	64 Vote	Japanese Teens Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
33	33 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Corgi Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Head Before Opening Fire on Farm Subsidies
74	74 Vote	Health Care Bears
14	14 Vote	Code Like a Douche

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