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Brain-Eating Amoeba Heads Back to Foreign Affairs
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Kangaroo Making Out With a Vacuum?
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Tom Hanks Continues to Rule
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Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
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Is There a Hurricane in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
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Miley Cyrus Spotted Snorting Coke Zero
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Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Holocaust Revisionist
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Why Underemployment May Be a Cube
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We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
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Man Charged With Manslaughter After Women Died Trying to Usurp Cats as Most Beloved Internet Creatures
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Shia LaBeouf Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn't Care About "Wife Beating"
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Claire Danes Continues to Ruin Lives, Board Games
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Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Planet!
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How IBM Could Force a One-Child Policy
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Good Luck Trying to Get Divorced
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Elephant Is the Latest Victim of Webcam "Sextortion"
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DNA Proves Blonde Dublin Girl Is Slut
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How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your Clitoris
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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Racist Teens Forced to Quit Proactiv?
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Puppy Too Fat for X-Factor
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Best App Ever Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
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San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
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I Always Try to Masturbate on the Cheap
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Taliban Super Proud of Kendall's Boobs
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Tiger Woods I Got Custody of My Trashy Daughter
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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This Dog Totally Gets Your Passion For Food
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This Guy's Chest Looks Like a Penis
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Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
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Amanda Bynes Appeared to Me and Said, "Take Off My Shirt."
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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Hero Congressman Informs Colleagues They're Less Popular Than The Koran
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US Kids: Fat but Not Honest
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Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Children's Toys
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Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
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"Madly in Love" Princess Diana Considered Moving to Pakistan to Be a Redneck