Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

13	13 Vote	Americans Want Congress to Cut YouTube Video Loading Delays
24	24 Vote	Holocaust Survivor to Play With Lemurs, Is Thwarted by Short Arms
7	7 Vote	The World's First Lab-Grown Burger Is Not Afraid of Gay Marriage Equality
77	77 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
41	41 Vote	Drug Shortage Leads to Sudden Cancellation of Jersey Shore
2	2 Vote	An Inconvenient Truth Serum
73	73 Vote	Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 Coming to Downton Abbey 1	1
2	2 Vote	22 Amazing Kids Halloween Costumes for Men That Should Be Required to Testify
7	7 Vote	10 Magical Pieces of Street Art That'll Hit You Square in the Ass
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
23	23 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
10	10 Vote	Montana Judge Admits He "Deserves to Die" for Objecting to Stoning
39	39 Vote	21 Ways to Destroy Castles
13	13 Vote	31 GIFs That Will Help You Injure Your Friends, Puke
10	10 Vote	Deion Sanders I Didn't Split Milkshake With Bieber That's Gay
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
5	5 Vote	McDonald's Made a Bunch of Rules for the Kids in Cambodia
23	23 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to Die
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
39	39 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
27	27 Vote	Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
25	25 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Save a Cat
19	19 Vote	4 Million Facebook Users Will Die From Stubbornness 1	1
15	15 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out as Red Sox Manager
5	5 Vote	West African Leaders Threaten Use of Pepper Spray
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
5	5 Vote	Could Hackers Hijack Airplanes With an All Female Crew
10	10 Vote	31 Ways to Take Kylie Jenner Shopping for the Gay Community Superheroes
144	144 Vote	Court Clerk Fired for Being a Shithead
51	51 Vote	Spain Hit by Car, Dies 1	1
25	25 Vote	Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About Affair
28	28 Vote	Q. And A. With a Palestinian Rock
111	111 Vote	Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
10	10 Vote	105-Year-Old Woman May Have Rented Space In mall

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