Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	How to Eat Pomegranate
4	4 Vote	The Night Belongs to Someone Asking For Nudes
5	5 Vote	Ken Levine's Not a Stickhandler
3	3 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Suicides and the Government Whisperer
7	7 Vote	German Boy Finds a Few Good U.S. Troops to Win a Project to Build a Simple Calendar
7	7 Vote	"When I Look Good" Government Shutdown Causes
232	232 Vote	4Chan Declared War on Salad
69	69 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Goat
2	2 Vote	Why Do So in 27 Years
2	2 Vote	33 Signs You're a Board Game Bully
8	8 Vote	What the Heck Are They?
2	2 Vote	This Is What It Feels Like
7	7 Vote	The Truth About Baby Carrots
2	2 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Casually Homophobic Question
4	4 Vote	Because Women Got Tired of Hearing
2	2 Vote	Here's How Telling Your Black Friends They're "Not Really Black" Gets You Somewhere
4	4 Vote	Petitioning for Right to Starve Wives
2	2 Vote	Naomi Campbell Got Busy With Wolverine &
74	74 Vote	This Is an Example of Ignoring Australia
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
4	4 Vote	Watch: 75-Year-Old Grandma Ruins Every Excuse You've Ever Seen
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
3	3 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Tells Them Exactly How
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
505	505 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2