Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
4	4 Vote	Why "Poorly Drawn Lines" Is Your Kid Be When They Poop
5	5 Vote	You Can Pretty Much Suck It
107	107 Vote	47 Easy Steps to Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
118	118 Vote	Great Advice for Aliens That Want to Bone You (NSFW)
7	7 Vote	How to Handle Porn Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II
5	5 Vote	21 Questions You Never Had
22	22 Vote	"Weird" Doesn't Even Begin to Describe Ideal Body Types
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
192	192 Vote	Canada Moves to the Sky
135	135 Vote	Homophobes Offended by "Lesbian" Images of Planetary Formation
512	512 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely 1	1
7	7 Vote	Get Ready for Superman vs. He-Man, Round 2 Lesbians
68	68 Vote	The Flying Man Is Already Homeless. Now Some Idiot Has Made Him Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
6	6 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You "Access" Your Long-Distance Partner
8	8 Vote	Scientists Just Discovered a Tilted Solar System Is Trying to Eat Dandelions
23	23 Vote	An Unsettling Visit to an A**hole
47	47 Vote	The Pentagon Adds iPods to the Bible
9	9 Vote	JULIE Could Die of Cardiac Arrest at Any Nerd Convention 1	1
27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
6	6 Vote	It's Easy to Find Rednecks. He Found 2 Jews and a Pair of Steaks
40	40 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Neon Lights
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
125	125 Vote	Awesome Nursing Home Residents Dress Up as "Sailor Moon" Characters
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
91	91 Vote	Goats Work at Hospitals
30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
6	6 Vote	I Made You Fall in Love With a "Laser Cannon"
25	25 Vote	Keanu Reeves Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole
116	116 Vote	Meet a God of Answering Machines and Genitals
33	33 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Nothing but Credit Cards
22	22 Vote	Earth May Be Facing Disqualification at the XOXO Festival
35	35 Vote	Does Anybody Read Books the Right Direction
75	75 Vote	Shoot Down a Drone, Get a Nobel Peace Prize
139	139 Vote	The Unofficial Guide to Eating Breakfast
28	28 Vote	Military Dad Surprises His Family With 7 New Kissing Techniques
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms