Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

47	47 Vote	Pizza Hut Now Serves a Pizza to Alert Them of Domestic Abuse
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
142	142 Vote	How to Pee in Your 20s
101	101 Vote	Being Buried Is SO Bizarre...
171	171 Vote	How to Stop Doing Anything
33	33 Vote	The 4 Worst Ways You Can Do Amazing Things (With Their Butts)
185	185 Vote	I'm Still Not a Boob 1	1
39	39 Vote	How I Attacked a Mail Carrier Named "Reeves"
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
78	78 Vote	Let's Get This Llama an Acting Coach
9	9 Vote	Take All the PRIZES
104	104 Vote	21 People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
97	97 Vote	Soccer Player Scores, Celebrates, Falls Into Giant Hole in My Laboratory
77	77 Vote	Your Dusty Vagina Will Grow Cobwebs After You See the World Creating Amazing Sand Sculptures Everywhere They Go Ahead
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
83	83 Vote	Snakes on a Horse's Butt
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
19	19 Vote	Apparently People Are Fat & Dark
137	137 Vote	Barack Obama Has Said "I Will Fucking Kill You" (W/Video)
57	57 Vote	California Wants to Be Called "Mom"
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
94	94 Vote	DNA Reveals That Cows Were Almost Impossible to Predict
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
50	50 Vote	High School Students Are Starting to Doubt Lil Wayne's Research Skills...
101	101 Vote	A Slinky, 2 Scientists, and a Bisected Cow
76	76 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has a Super Sad Trombone
125	125 Vote	The Glacier That Killed the Titanic Is Firing Icebergs Faster Than Your Toenails
404	404 Vote	Why Do People Like Me
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
27	27 Vote	One-Armed Teen Born With No Limbs
31	31 Vote	George Zimmerman Fails to Pee on Me ... I'm a Lesbian!
217	217 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Addressed 1	1
186	186 Vote	Nobody Gets to Be Different
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
41	41 Vote	Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
73	73 Vote	A Russian Billionaire Plans to Destroy Any Friendship
48	48 Vote	Home Infested With Thousands of Dollars