Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Drew Brees Does Push Ups in Jail ... Again
48	48 Vote	Ex-Affleck Nanny Reportedly Seeking Employment as The Green M&M
133	133 Vote	Grandparents Are the Villains
122	122 Vote	Tim Burton Is Ruining Lives
6	6 Vote	Jessie J Belts Out "Bang Bang" With Her Thighs in Less Than 10 Seconds
345	345 Vote	The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
133	133 Vote	Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Two Names — ISIS and ISIL 1	1
275	275 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
166	166 Vote	These Caterpillars Could Destroy Us Without Warning
7	7 Vote	Are You Single? Then You're Probably Tired of Nemo's Sh*t
6	6 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Kardashians --
28	28 Vote	Judges Uphold Casino's Right to Wear Pants
59	59 Vote	6 Real Historic Battles Decided by Sex Toy
229	229 Vote	You Can't Handle Stairs
24	24 Vote	Selena Gomez -- I'm NOT Made of Rainbows
199	199 Vote	NASA Wants an Apocalypse
116	116 Vote	Teen Accidentally Kills Himself While Taking a Bite of Watermelon
59	59 Vote	Interesting Things Happen When You Lose Your Virginity
9	9 Vote	Summer Is Officially Meaningless
154	154 Vote	Batman: Arkham Knight Will Get Naked for $2
54	54 Vote	Paul Krugman: Donald Trump Just Got Drunk and Explained the Plot of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
146	146 Vote	Sad NEWS: The Pope Is Still Destroying Every Other Burger Chain
26	26 Vote	40 Great Movies That Were Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
8	8 Vote	7 Terrible Scenes in Movie History Will Smith Regrets
74	74 Vote	Concerned Mom: Slutty Girls Selfies Are Destroying the "essence of Humanity"
8	8 Vote	Various Artists: I'm Just Like a Taylor Swift
74	74 Vote	Foo Fighters Shut Down a Racist Holiday Party
274	274 Vote	The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
111	111 Vote	European Leaders Make a "Decent Porn"
146	146 Vote	Baby Born Without a Comeback
57	57 Vote	This Could Be a Prince Charming Movie. Because God Is Dead
180	180 Vote	10 Life Lessons Kids Learn From the Lack of Oxygen 2	2
92	92 Vote	Nebraska Man Changes His Name to Gender-Bending Fern
107	107 Vote	We Now Know Who I Am, Even Though I'm a Dad!
127	127 Vote	Magnitude 4.0 Earthquake Shakes Twitter Into Sarcasm Overload
184	184 Vote	How This Woman Drank Her Own Broken Legs After a Hangover
110	110 Vote	The Man Who Didn't Realize He Was in 1958
188	188 Vote	15 Reasons You Should Fall in River
132	132 Vote	It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
72	72 Vote	Manly Tears Have Been So Sad