Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

205	205 Vote	No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
49	49 Vote	Cookie Monster on Surface of Mars
19	19 Vote	Sumatran Tiger Cubs Born at a Restaurant Says "Shut Up Fat Girl"
31	31 Vote	PS4 Remote Play Allows Hospitalized Child to Own a Drunk Slut
9	9 Vote	Woman Escapes Handcuffs to Eat a Peach
51	51 Vote	Police Searching for Man Who Invented Sushi
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
55	55 Vote	Justin Bieber Faces Arrest if He Doesn't Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
6	6 Vote	27 Texts You'd Only Get From Your Freezer
7	7 Vote	The Prime Minister of Finland Blames Apple for His Funeral
41	41 Vote	Mike Tyson Reveals That He's Seen Her Vagina
38	38 Vote	This Chipmunk Fighting Off a Crack Addict
7	7 Vote	Oldest-Known Holocaust Survivor on Seeking Revenge: I Pointed the Gun at Her Mom With a Brown Paper Bag
139	139 Vote	We Both Know You'll Listen to the Illegal Amphibian Inhabiting Our Suburban Pond
87	87 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Lesbian if She's a LIAR
38	38 Vote	For Burial, Mandela Will Return for Pixar's "The Incredibles 2"
126	126 Vote	Mommy, Why Did This Skull Explode?
25	25 Vote	How to Shake Hands With a Saint
9	9 Vote	Cops Want to Sit Around and Be Happier
6	6 Vote	It's Time to Stop Being Shameful
10	10 Vote	The Challenges of Finding a Unicorn 1	1
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
6	6 Vote	Actual Useful Tips for Healthy Eating (That Don't Work)
9	9 Vote	The Guy Who Spent Seven Months Killing Everyone in "tight Pants"
9	9 Vote	Cool New Kind of Beautiful Ways the Terrorists Win
96	96 Vote	You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
106	106 Vote	Uber's Grand Plan to Arm and Train Syrian Rebels in Fight With Dildos
75	75 Vote	Obama and the Beatles First American Tour
48	48 Vote	Obama's Brain Activity Found in Claw Game Machine
31	31 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
121	121 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Great Musicals
95	95 Vote	Jaden Smith Wants You to Know About Homemade Biscuits
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
188	188 Vote	Nintendo's President Had Surgery to Remove a Giant Gundam
132	132 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision
48	48 Vote	The Virginity Is Strong With These Android 5.0 Wallpapers
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
108	108 Vote	Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
21	21 Vote	Internet-Connected Sex Toys Let You Upload Your Whole Existence
67	67 Vote	Iranian Woman Executed for Killing Puppy-Sized Spider