Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

216	216 Vote	Woman Arrested After Trying to Kill Everyone in Britain? Probably Not as Dangerous as Heroin Use
174	174 Vote	4 Embarrassing Attempts to Make Lasagna
181	181 Vote	Mundane, Everyday Things That Make Me Uncomfortable
111	111 Vote	Several Babies Born Alive
115	115 Vote	Someone Broke the No-Farting Rule in the Federal Agenda for 2009-2010
253	253 Vote	Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
82	82 Vote	Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
234	234 Vote	Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
124	124 Vote	If These Fish Only Knew What Was Happening
161	161 Vote	An Experiment That Proved Spiders Don't Like Gays
106	106 Vote	For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie
200	200 Vote	Mega Man Killed 4	4
128	128 Vote	Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
53	53 Vote	Microsoft Will Pay You to Blow Into NES Catridges
62	62 Vote	The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
74	74 Vote	Wife Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Served Jesus Instead of a 4-Inch iPhone Display
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
86	86 Vote	America's Sunniest State Has Become Self-Aware
49	49 Vote	Marvel to Release Bacon Alarm Clock
79	79 Vote	Perfectly Reasonable Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding on a Boat 1	1
129	129 Vote	Scientists Resurrect the World's Oldest Twinkie
24	24 Vote	Bitch, Make Me a Superhuman Multitasker
96	96 Vote	The Tragic Tale of a Donut?
22	22 Vote	America Can Get You Laid
104	104 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
30	30 Vote	Apple Killed the Last Member of Outkast
33	33 Vote	My Bipolar Disorder Landed Me in the 1960s
64	64 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Sell Your Home
43	43 Vote	Beautiful Photos Taken Inside the Late-Term Abortion Industry
142	142 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Planet and It Was Good
48	48 Vote	Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
100	100 Vote	Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically 1	1
125	125 Vote	Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
345	345 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
8	8 Vote	Hollywood Is Full of Lies
9	9 Vote	EA Is Giving Up Video Games
55	55 Vote	Holy Sh*t: Watch Two Divers Almost Get Eaten by Inmates on Death Row
62	62 Vote	Why Do We Do This? Well, Because It's Misogynistic
116	116 Vote	Feel Free to Commit a Crime. Here's Why