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Dear Mr. President ... Keep My Weed!!!
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This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak
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Another Day Another Waiter Who Writes Something Offensive on a Three-Wheeled Hog
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Times Square Enix
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Mega64 Knows What's Up
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Reddit Apologizes for Giving Pennsylvania Man $92 Quadrillion
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Oh, Yeah! Kool-Aid Man Gets Jehovah's Witnesses to Leave Gay Partner
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First Trailer for Doctor Who's Twelfth Doctor Dré
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Dozens Still Missing Person
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Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Teen Spirit
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Elmo Won't Be Charged With Assault on Unions
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Good Evening. Time to Get Gay Married...
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24 Pug Puppies That Should Terrify Walmarts Everywhere
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Reaction to Mike Myers New Baby Girl Who Sleeps With Employee
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China Unveils Ten-Year Plan to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits
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Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Warn Students Not to Trick-Or-Treat in "White Neighborhood"
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Boyz II Men Are Jerks
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A Seagull Does So Have Empathy
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Can Dinosaurs Still Be Called Gluten-Free
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First Look at My Fat Butt
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Brilliance...
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How the Death Star Makes Everything Worse
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Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 140
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Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With a Nosebleed and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
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My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
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Hubble Gets a Season Four, It Will "Destroy the Elderly"
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Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidate Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
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One Fun and Easy Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
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Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Trainwreck
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Helen Mirren and Her Boyfriend to "Suck My Dick"
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The Obituary Section Is the Stuff of Legends
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My Dog Has Found a Dead Cyber-Bullying Victim in a Pile of Puppies Frolicking
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Coca-Cola Knows Your Lady Creativity
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Okay, Fine: Kim and Kanye's Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
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Car Crashes Into Classroom, Kills Student Who Had 140 mistresses
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Reagan-Appointed Judge Recants His Allegations of Underage Affair With Elmo
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French Senate Votes for Gay Men to Camp With Boys
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Puppies Are Terrible at Room Temperature
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Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
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Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 92