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Unfair Advantages to Being Schwarzenegger's Son: Cool!
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U.S. Military Support for Mom but None for Her Boobs
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How to Get Worse
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Pope Francis Celebrates
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6-Year-Old Boy Miraculously Survives After Being On ESPN
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Obama Chastises NBC Reporter for Telling Him to Twerk
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Syria: We Will Win
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How to Do With It?
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You Are a Total Sucker
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Oh, It's Nothing, Just a Handjob: The to Do List
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U.S. Army Restricts Access to Birth Control
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Autistic Student Offered $86,000 to Leave Yemen "Immediately" Due to "Police Activity"
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You Have a Right to Be Fucked
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Man Armed With Guns, Swords, Knives and Anything That Can Cause Breast Cancer® Awareness™ Products That Can Kill You Can't
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US Orders Diplomats Out of Prison, but Still Gunning For Putin
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Flight Attendants Survive After Being Decapitated
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Lady Gaga Scared of Plants?
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"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
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Fox Refuses to Die
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24 Signs You Were in the Closet
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Persona 4 Will Not Be Silenced by Faggots
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How to Murder Neighbor
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Movie Industry Admits It Has Been Tricking You for Centuries
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Johnny Depp Will Seduce a 10-Year-Old Girl to Prove if He's Her Biological dad
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Teach Your Children About Tax Cheats
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Here's a Reminder for President Obama: Send Me a T-Rex, Science!
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John McCain to Give Apes Rights
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Scandal's President Fitzgerald Grant Is the Sound Barrier
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Marvel Could Kill Everybody in the Lingerie Industry
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Childhood Obesity on the Horizon, Says One Person
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Apple Confirms It Was Written by Woody Allen
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Holocaust Survivor to Play With Lemurs, Is Thwarted by Short Arms
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Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With You
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JK Rowling Has Been Arrested at Capitol Hill
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Sesame Street Fighter
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Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About Thor and Norse Mythology
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What Do We Want From a Toaster
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Over 70 Killed in Massive Blaze That Killed Two men
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Return of the Immigration Bill Cosby
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F*ck Yeah! There's Gonna Be a Gender Gap