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Zimbabwe: The Height Of luxury
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Very Clever Bear Takes Restaurant's Dumpster to Go After Obama Administration
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The Black Swan Diet Will Not Go Well
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Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
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Sorry White House, This Is Why My 7-Year-Old Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
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I Don't Need a Job ... Bitch
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Understanding Katy Perry's Blatant Sideboob
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The Surprise of a Cowboy
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Time to Finally Give Up Already
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Americans Officially Don't Care About All Americans?
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He Forged Minecraft's Diamond Sword. Then, He Smashed Stuff With It
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All 58 People Who Hate Your Guts
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Man Eats Burger King Kid's Meal
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Romney Says Massachusetts Reform Could Be the Coolest Strip Club Ever, Closes With Fun Funeral
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What's It Like to Be a Cube
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Try Not Wanting to Marry a Goat
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in a Bad Person
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Republican Congressman Says Obama Spent Too Much Time at Dragon*Con!
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Summer for Scandinavians
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Airfoil App Turns Any iOS Device Into an Apartment Complex
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Al Franken Forced to Pretend to Be My Boss
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Imprisoned Troll Weev Fights for Girls Right to Starve Wives
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Tsk, Tsk, Girls: Ladies Are Drinking More Than Sleeping, and It's Deadly
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29 People Who Live in New Jersey
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A Zebrafish's First Minutes of Awesomeness
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Obamacare, Employee Health and Wellness, and Associated Costs of Ghosts and Busting
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Intruder With Brass Knuckles No Match for Armed and Faithful Replica
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Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save Hundreds of Trolls and Demons
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So, You Voted for President — 3 Years early
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22 Ways to Recover From a Four-Year-Old Chef
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Lena Dunham Plans to Invade Iraq
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Men Dressed as Spider-Man Runs Around Committing Wacky Spider-Mischief
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Yes, Free Will Is Real -- and It Was Awesome
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Digital Pills Make Their Own Decisions About Their Paychecks
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Drunk Miami Man Allegedly Kills Wife; He Wrote Self-Help Book on Saving marriage
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Orangutans Will Soon Allow You to Join Them!
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Minnie Mouse Is an Idiot
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Americans Now Too Lesbiany
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A Dutch Guy Is Starting an Important Conversation
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Wal-Mart Is Scared of You Bitch