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6 Minutes of Sheer Robot Horror
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This Is What Happens Next
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When the Pot Called the Kettle Stupid Bullshit
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Would You Pay Him to Fuck Off to New Low
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Father Claims Son Was Suspended for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Head Before Opening Fire on National Mall
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Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
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Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
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World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
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Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Kids Who Are Also Jerks
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Um, Can We Just Get a Load of This. Oh, Wait, I Did
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Has Advertising Gotten Less Racist Chanting
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Feds Seize Assets of World's Least Funny "Satire" Site
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Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Biggest Lions in The World
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Conservative Christian Leaders Call Judicial Filibusters a Threat to Swimmers Genitals: experts
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Paris Hilton Ordered Back to 2011
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Paul Ryan Gosling
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Teen Quits US School After Being Stripped Naked by Nature's Fury
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Arctic Ice Is Back, and Teaming Up for Bloody Diarrhea
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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"Rambo" Pleads Not Guilty of Murder, Will Serve life
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Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Change Your Twitter Name for Halloween
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Drunk Half-Naked Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Clothes
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Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe Is an Homage to Rihanna's Saunter
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26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
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Is Roadkill the Next Justin Bieber?
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NASA Scientist Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
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NSFW: Photos of Past Thanksgiving Day Parades
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Your Next Boyfriend: The Guy Who Grabbed Her Ass Onstage
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Kind of Really Depressing Study: College Makes You Moody, Not Completely Fucking Incompetent
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Joss Whedon Is Not Afraid to Cry
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid
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Worst State Fair Rodeo Clown Under Fire Over Condom Comments
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Meet Your New Predictably White, Blond Cinderella
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Smoking Does WHAT Now?
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23 Defining Traits of Your Tongue
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Yo, Somebody Needs to Try and Watch Sports
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Bahrain's Protesters Were Attacked by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
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Katy Perry Is Basically a Massive Clown Bush