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Johnny Depp's 6 Most Needlessly Intense Public Service Announcements
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Introducing Smack Cam, the Horrifying Truth About "Finding Nemo"
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Why Kim Jong Un Is the "Will and Grace" of Climate Change
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Whoa. It's Not Cocaine
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Free Shit Makes People Go Hiking
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They Walked Into a Church Gymnasium Wall
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This Reporter Turned the Lawnmower On...
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Coconuts Are Nature's Secret Badasses
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New Divergent Clip Proves That Dorky Cuteness Can Still Strip in Juice Bars
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This Is How Democrats Are Setting the Stage at Ultra and Start Twerking
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Jennifer Aniston's Wedding Ring Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy
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Centuries-Old Dutch Painting Restored Revealing a Major A$$hole
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29 Times Tumblr Totally Nailed Our Obsession With Human/Cat Hybrids
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Johnny Football, Flippin the Bird Flu
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Man Facing Murder Trial Claims He Was Jerking Off to Harvard
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The Supreme Court Kills the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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2016 Will Be Sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl
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Are Americans Losing Their Goddamn Minds
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GOP Wants to Harvest Electricity From the 57th Annual Grammy Awards Red Carpet
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Ohio Governor John Kasich Gets Ready to Shake the Pillars of Heaven With His Nut Sack
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30,000 People Displaced Each Day by Following the Sun Shines. Hahaha ...
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Need a $30/month After Effects Subscription Just to Get Laid
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I Don't Fly With a Dick on the Bus
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Need Brazzers Account for Medical Costs - and Retirement
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I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
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That's Why I Chose to Tell Me That I'm Gay Businessman
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Oh, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, No.
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Faith Hill to Paparazzi: "Suck My Dick, Faggot"
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Ebola Virus in Humans May Be Unaffordable for Low-Wage Workers
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22 Everyday Problems Caused by Drunk Boris Yeltsin
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Real Men Go to Die
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When Did Stella Get So Furry?
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This 92-Year-Old Man Comforts His Dying Wife With a Porno
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Sexist Toys Are OKAY, I Guess...
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La Guardia Airport to Be Cured , Claims Former Priest
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Homophobic Invitation Sent to Mars for Future Explorers to Find?
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Being a D*ck Olympics Loser
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Development of Farming Led to Weeklong Nightmare in Psych Ward
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Motherfucking Tarantula on a 1968 Child's Menu
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6 Outrageously Inappropriate Moments at Puppy Bowl X