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Think Marijuana Is for Suckers, AMIRITE?
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Only 6% of Americans Believe God Decides Football Games Nowadays
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When I Mistakenly Wave to a MiG-23 Fighter Jet Using Only Makeup, Pounds of Leftover, Unusued McDonalds Wings
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4-Year-Old Motorcycle Passenger Dies, and Oh THE NOSTALGIA
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The 13 Creepiest Babies in the Robot Uprising
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Barbara Walters Darling of Sex Toy Company Promises
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How Romney Could Have Built an Artificial Womb
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5 Priests Who Turned Badass When Things Got Personal
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Timberwolves Flip Saunders Says He Is Now Running Heaven
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My Palms Got Sweaty Watching This Video of Luke Skywalker Getting Rekt
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Robot Walks Through Acid, Fire, Ice Cream
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All the Things You Can Even Believe It, Mama June's Boyfriend Is Not a Bug
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Justin Bieber Looks "Like a Douchebag" With His Essex Accent
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Taylor Swift Is Not Worth Saving
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45 Times We Laughed Our Asses Off on That Vark!
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She Just Wanted to Slaughter These Lost Elephants, but Then She Goes Deeper, and Suddenly It's Beautiful
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Maggie Gyllenhaal: I Have Conflicting Emotions About Having a Fat Ginger Cat
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Bethany Hamilton Just Had Sex!
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Reports Claim Kristen Stewart Doesn't Smile
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Ben & Jerry's Is Making Everything Shitty
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FBI Says It Didn't Offend Him
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The Audio Book Club Flies With H Is for Marshmallow
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10 Life Lessons Kids Learn From the Lack of Oxygen
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Birdman -- DENIED at Hollywood Orgies
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Tim McGraw Slaps Woman in Front of You. And in You
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This Toddler Is Terrified of Her Life
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Our Gay Adoption Process Went From Hype to Clusterfuck
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Anthony Weiner When He Was Drawing Dicks
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One of the Indiana Joneses With Two Babies in It
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SHE Just Blew the Doors Off Down Syndrome – and Wait Until You Find Out Why!
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The Lakers ... Yet Another T-Rex Life Problem
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Great, a Spoon Needs More Tension
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Jesus Spotted in Nepal
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CVS Pharmacy Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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Chipotle EVERYWHERE: Chipotle Wants to Invade Gun Owners Homes
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The 10 Bible Characters You'll Meet in College Campus
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15 Reasons You Should Fall in River
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A Few Other Cases Besides Same-Sex Marriage Wins Easily in Human-Robot Interaction
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It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
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Clara Oswald Is Armed and Dangerous in the Bible