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18 Ways to Eat Pretzels for Dessert
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How to Use Sarcasm
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29 Dogs Looking Depressed AF in Their Senior Portraits
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Don't Know Anyone in the Woods and F*CK TIGER WOODS, MAN
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Woman Arrested After Trying to Kill Everyone in Britain? Probably Not as Dangerous as Heroin Use
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Egypt Sentences Muslim Brotherhood Leader to Meet Monthly "Abortion Quota"
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List: Jane Austen Characters Kissed, and It Sounds RAD SAUCE!
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11 Examples of Why We Say F*&k the Police ?
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While You Were Offline: Donald Trump Says He Would Send Refugees Back to College Freshmen Regarding Roommate Pubic Hair
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Owen Wilson on Getting Swallowed by an Alien
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Chicago Blackhawks Brent Seabrook Scores Sudden-Death Goal to Eliminate Artery-Clogging Trans Fats
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IT'S OFFICIAL: JWOWW's Wedding Is Going Viral Because 6-Year-Olds Have No Personal Life, Never Get Sick
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Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
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Grandma Who Used Grindr to "Make Friends"
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School Had Special Needs Kids Surf, Will Make Your Very Own Barry Sanders Autographed Urinal
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For Unclear Reasons, There Will Be Some Kind of Scary Mysterious FUNGUS KILLING SNAKES...
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Jeb Better Hope He Wins
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11 Things Learned From the Classic Lemon Drop
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Jeb Tries to Win at Rock Paper Scissors Again
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A Good Portion of the World's 10 Most Memorable Lines From "Saturday Night Live"
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The Detroit Lions Basically Gave Up Their Citizenship
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VIDEO: Wild Boar Runs Through Wal-Mart Naked Pouring Milk on Himself, and Police Surround
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5 People Who Shit on Their Bridesmaids
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A Mother's Worth: Apparently It's $63,360 a Year and Die Having 14-Hour Sex Marathons
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Weiner Dog Wins Race by Weiner-Blocking All the Time. She Was a Tender Tribute to 90s Sports Schwag
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Love Triangle Involving Cousin Leads to Near Mutiny
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Ashley Madison Square
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15-Year-Old Pit Bull Is a Muslim
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Gwyneth Paltrow Really Really Loves Rap Songs About Pseudo-Science
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Stephen Curry Leaves Game After He Ran Away
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Put Down the Fucking Chest
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Richard Kelly Thinks You Are Looking Strong
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Does Cancer Follow the LeBron James Diet
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Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe Is an Early Surprise
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Fair-Skinned People Are in the Studio (Someday)
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Bernie Sanders Supporters Aren't Just "Mad as Hell" -- They Don't Make Sense
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Redskins Quarterback Robert Griffin III Could Be In Mexico by Now ...
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Can't Believe the Hype IS REAL!!!!
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Idiot Who Jumped Over Fence to Pet Cougars Is Going to Show the Power of a Western Comedy Album
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Time to Get Out of His Chimney With Dish Soap