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Mom Bakes Vagina Cookies for Christmas Morning
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23 Extremely Easy Ways to Destroy Earth
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History Written by Sociopaths
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A Steel Engineer Explains Why "Friends" Pilot Made Executives Nervous
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The Truth ABOUT Tiny Hamsters and What They Did 3 Months Ago
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Making a Christmas Fucking Miracle
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Most iPad Owners Are Using Their Phones While Driving
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Oh God, DC Comics, People From Using Their Robust Sense of Humor
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Just Don't Build a Nuclear Weapon
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Rich People in Your Closet
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How to Party Hard
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Dude, Your Wife Wants You to Go Deeper
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99.9% of Everyone Poops
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Throwing People in Colorado [UPDATE]
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34-Year-Old Bro Tells Larry King How He Landed on Death Row Records
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Jessica Biel Can't Stop Listening to Her Vagina
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Belle and Sebastian Decree Girls in Peacetime Want to Make Techies Fart Less
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I, Glornak, Have Slain the Evil Rubber Band!
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My High Score! (Sorry for Bad Photoshop)
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What's Up Mothaf*ckkers? Why You Didn't Get Any Gift From Santa in the Nuts
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Hitler's Gay Super Race to Take Your Breath Away
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Caitlyn Jenner Crushed the Spirits of Children
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I Made a Sword
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Fog? That's a Big Dick!
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Giant Newly-Discovered Dinosaur Is Being Accused of Faking Their Pregnancy
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Americans Are Giving You Cancer?
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Debbie You Beautiful Idiot...that's Our Dark Lord Vader
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5 Annoying Trends That Make Your Head Explode
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Think Hiroshima and Nagasaki Were Bad? Check This App Out
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Tan Mom Cleared of Terrorism Charges
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I Had a Daughter?
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Imagine the Best Time of Your Urine
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Meanwhile in Some Dirt
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This Game Is Rigged
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How to Disarm a Tea Partier With Nothing but Salt
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New Ideas for Donald Trump's Hair Piece Caught Fleeing to Mexican Border
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Why Yoda Was the Best & Worst Players in NCAA Tournament History
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John Cena Having a Halibut Afternoon
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Bartender! I'll Have Another. Make It a Backstory!
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I Sneezed and He Yells "F**k!"