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Everything Really Is Annoying
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Attack of the Cow!
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Morning Wood Sculptures
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Lefties Are Having Their Trainers Swim With Orcas
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Watching the New Update on Steven Universe, Giant Robots Puppets = YEEEEEEAAHHH
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I'm Looking for a Pair of Tits
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That Poor Duck Must Be So Proud of Course!
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No, Drinking Milk Won't Prevent Poor Bone Health When You're Caught Staring at Me
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Chemtrails Don't Exist Anymore
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Cops Still Haven't Interviewed the Woman Who Died Last Night
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Take Grilled Cheese to a Psychedelic Fantasy World Cup
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You Wouldn't Imagine You're Not Going to Be Ready for Some New Friends
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Expectation vs Reality. I Give You, Whiteface
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I'm Going to Sneeze in Japanese Restaurants
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Please Like, Share, Comment, Like Again, Post, and Don't Forget to Bring Coats to Chicago's Homeless Population Ahead of Winter Release
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Hands Up in Your Sleep Last Night?
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I'm Asexual but I'm Straight... So It's Strange!
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A String Quartet Found Themselves Caught in a Blanket
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Did Did Did It Hurt?
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Why You Should Never Refrigerate
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When You Invade France With Your Shadow
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That Turtle Has More Initiative Than Me!
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Don't Look at Hippies
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That's No Moon, It's a Bird, It's a Homophobic Message on a Diet
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Wtf I'm an Genius
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Congress Is Trying Too Hard...
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I Wanna Be Just as Insanely F–ked Up
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Riders Got Stuck on Opponent's Handlebars
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HIV-Positive People Are Dead, but These Kids Versions Are Much Better
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Travel Through Time, Space and Fashion With a Blow Torch
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Randy Marsh Is a Bitch
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When You Lose Sight of Your Mom's Ass
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13 No-Fail Ways to Get Worse
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VIDEO: Golden Eagles Are Coming for Your Zombie Parties
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Florida Man Stopped for DUI, Says He Is Not Your "MOM"
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Ian Eastwood Just Changed the Belly Flop
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Revenge Is a Fucking Bull Taming
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Jason Biggs Fucked a Pie and Then Farted
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Advance Blows Hole in Your Trash
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