Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

590	590 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
692	692 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
738	738 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
690	690 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
533	533 Vote	ANOTHER Reason Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
580	580 Vote	Princess Peach Will Kill US All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
610	610 Vote	Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons 1	1
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3