Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

591	591 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
693	693 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
533	533 Vote	ANOTHER Reason Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
553	553 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
589	589 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
908	908 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 14	14
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
580	580 Vote	Princess Peach Will Kill US All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
610	610 Vote	Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons 1	1
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3