Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
99	99 Vote	Obama Is One Delusional Bitch 1	1
4	4 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Exchanging Topless Pics With Ease
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
610	610 Vote	Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons 1	1
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
107	107 Vote	My Year as an African Lion
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
206	206 Vote	Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche 1	1
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14