Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
116	116 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
119	119 Vote	How Do You Even Lift?
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
135	135 Vote	How Experienced in Pooping Are You? [CHART]
166	166 Vote	Does Congress Actually Do Anything Right
169	169 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
53	53 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies 1	1
54	54 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
277	277 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke