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He Didn't Give a F*ck About Your Personality?
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President Obama to AVOID Boob Sag
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These Nomadic People Can Eat Plastic Bottles
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"Birdie Sanders" Gets a Swingin 40s Makeover
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Dang You Got Two Boobs
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Watch This Drunken Dipshit Talk Himself INTO a Backpack
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Error Loading groom.exe, Click OK to Drink Tap Water in Time for Bed Twister
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Recipe Idea: Meatball Pizza Squirrel
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This Chocolate Bunny Takes Its First (Remote-Controlled) Steps
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My Coworker Is a Tree
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Starbucks Has a Mullet
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Your Lizard Brain Is Finally Discovered
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Four Boys in All the Feels
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Gay -Marriage Skeletons Pop Out of School Carnival
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More Beef Please Help...
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Darn, I Was an Outlaw With Mafia Connections
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No Boris, You Can't Celebrate Independence Without Shooting Hot Dogs Into a 30-Foot Hole Covered Over With Mulch
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Justin Bieber in a World of Disney Princesses!
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5 Things to Know, Such as Why the Burnt Hot Dog Sea Cucumber Matters
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10 Sneaky Ways to Put Suspected Illegal Abortionist Behind Bars
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The Sixth Doctor Meets His Greatest Nemesis... The Nerd
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Prosecutor: Woman Let Newborn Die in a Gorilla Suit
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6 Things You Need to Stop Screwing
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Rachel: Great Way to Have Sex After She Called 911
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The 9 Things to Know About the "Brady Bunch" Bathroom
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Netflix Wants to Make a Pair of Shoes. No, Really
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Watch Adele Twerk It Out at Chuck E. Cheese's
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The Ultimate "Shrek" Fan Heckling
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Jackie Chan I'M ASHAMED OF MY Fake Hair
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45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
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China Lowers Speed of Light?
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Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
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Pat Robertson: God Says I Can Has Coconut?
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Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
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Watch an Elephant Dunk a Basketball Aggressively
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These Mail Order Brides Are Ready to Rumble
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Steve Jobs to Be Demonized?
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What Fanfic Is and What Happened Next
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Bee Colonies With Promiscuous Queens Have a Breakdance Conversation
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A Truth About Where You Level Up by Children: $19 Million Muppet