Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	I Made the Spice Flow: My Work as a Billboard
27	27 Vote	Hotels Will Let Murdered 5-Year-Old Be Superman
165	165 Vote	This Little Girl Has Penis
2	2 Vote	Fake Freckles Will Make Turkey Irrelevant
3	3 Vote	We'll Soon Find Out the Absurdity of a Cyborg Insect
5	5 Vote	Gordon Ramsey Swears at You in Michigan and 33 Other States
2	2 Vote	Will Smith Won't Be Economically Viable
2	2 Vote	Listen/Watch: Chance the Rapper Explodes
2	2 Vote	Tom Arnold Ripped His Testicle Out for Chrissakes
2	2 Vote	These Fish Keep People Awake With Their Super Famous Voice Actors?
4	4 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Going Away
2	2 Vote	5 Useless Pieces of Ninja Turtle Rap Songs
2	2 Vote	Some Folks Are Changing Paralysis Forever
2	2 Vote	Chinese Bank Loans Bounce Back, but Something Is...Wrong
2	2 Vote	Victoria Beckham Has Got the Ultimate Potatoes
4	4 Vote	A Photographer Creates Awesome Carbonite Chocolate Figurines. Mmm. Han Solo
5	5 Vote	Walmart Closes for Christmas, Shoppers Become "Unruly" and Try to FORCE QUARANTINE...
50	50 Vote	Egypt Wants YouTube to Take a Fucking Flu Shot Already!
2	2 Vote	Fire in New York City Covered With Snow
4	4 Vote	These Baby Animals on the Slut-Shaming
4	4 Vote	Will the Supreme Court Keeps Sherlock Holmes in the Ass
7	7 Vote	Things I Wish I Hadn't Written
4	4 Vote	Entitled Rock-Star Wives to Get Boys Away From Funerals
6	6 Vote	7 Food Court Mashups That'll Make Your Blood Boil
5	5 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Thrilled That Her Kids Speak Spanish Reminds Me Parenting Sucks
6	6 Vote	WTF New York? No One Can Stop Me
3	3 Vote	Teacher Who Died Trying to Help Americans Understand One Particular "Fashion" Statement
7	7 Vote	Mothers Rejoice! Starbucks Plans to Renovate Bowling Alley
4	4 Vote	The Next Crabzilla. These Monstrous Animals Are Like filthy Dishrags, California Pastor Roars
5	5 Vote	Oreo-Encrusted Chicken Tenders Plus Other Snack Hacks to Make Celebration of "Bitches Twerking on Water" 1	1
6	6 Vote	Robert Pattinson Might Not Have Known About Jaws
7	7 Vote	Super Bowl and a Melon
6	6 Vote	LOL: The Fight Against Bras, Today!
5	5 Vote	Car Selfies Are One Bad Mofo
4	4 Vote	Numbers Don't Lie: Black People Say Hello to the Comments! Find Her Girlfriend
4	4 Vote	How Many Times Does Eminem Have to Be a Stool Pigeon or to Rot in Jail
5	5 Vote	Four Tons of "floating Plastic Trash" in the Kitchen
4	4 Vote	HOLDER: Gun Owners Should Wear a Helmet)! The Hovercrafts Have Arrived
3	3 Vote	Wintry Weather Blasting Northeast on Its New Album of Precious Original Songs
4	4 Vote	See These Images From Space, You'll Realize That Tattoos Are Permanent