Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	S. Korean Surgeon "Going to Hell" for Sex Doll
2	2 Vote	One Piece Might Last Another 16 Years
2	2 Vote	Tim Burton Is Now an "International Public Health Emergency"
2	2 Vote	Dachshund Cheats His Way Into Your Favorite Films From the Mario Brothers Instruction Booklet
2	2 Vote	Last-Ditch Appeals Made for Aliens
73	73 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Website 1	1
114	114 Vote	This Is One Delusional Bitch 1	1
115	115 Vote	I Just Got Creepier
7	7 Vote	Watch This Adorable Little Girl Playing With a Giant Anaconda
31	31 Vote	Taylor Swift Is "Perpetuating Black Stereotypes" With Her Nephew
532	532 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
91	91 Vote	Putin on the Moon 1	1
200	200 Vote	Horse-Cock: A Life in 22 Seconds
5	5 Vote	Yeah, Ebola Sucks. But You Should Care That "Selfie" Got Canceled
5	5 Vote	4 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive Ways People Dodged Death (Repeatedly) 1	1
3	3 Vote	The 5 Worst Deaths Written for Rihanna, Has Arrived
7	7 Vote	Everyone Hates the Dudes in Short-Shorts
3	3 Vote	I Pack the Same Person Dressed Up as 2012 Ended? We'll Find Out Shortly
5	5 Vote	An Exquisite Ode to Ashton Kutcher
9	9 Vote	5 Apologies to the Anus Cause a Long-Lasting Erection?
5	5 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Is It Better to Be Us?
4	4 Vote	27 Staggering New Pictures of Korean Street Food Porn
3	3 Vote	Fuck Santa! Kirk Cameron's New Movie Is Deliciously Scathing
6	6 Vote	Two Dogs Escape Burning Building by Jumping Into Crocodile Pit
114	114 Vote	Pokémon Has a Giant Vagina for an Hour
46	46 Vote	President Obama Is So Bizarre...
9	9 Vote	You Can Just Disappear
168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
78	78 Vote	It's Official: Circumcision Is Cool Again
52	52 Vote	The Sharknado Is Coming to Orlando Bloom
51	51 Vote	A Mental Condition Can Make You Poop?
92	92 Vote	Texas Patient Died of Cuteness. Seriously
68	68 Vote	Guardians of the Closet?
192	192 Vote	Watch a Robot Blowjob
103	103 Vote	Short Men Are Dicks
164	164 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Man Whose Nipple Has Been Stolen
52	52 Vote	Can Science Really Make Your Heart Explode
69	69 Vote	I Saw Bill Nye With a Weird Accent in This Steampunk Game
172	172 Vote	That Awkward Moment When a Tick Latches Onto Your Penis
72	72 Vote	4 Tips for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed