Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

39	39 Vote	Strap on Your Period
145	145 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Bare Ass Was Interviewed in This Official Disney Infinity Video. [Update]
63	63 Vote	Woody Allen's Lawyer Speaks Out About Twerking
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
85	85 Vote	We Have Sex With a Giant Living Room (And Why)
80	80 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Inappropriate Sexual Contact" With a Marker
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
341	341 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
162	162 Vote	17 Kangaroos That Can Kick Your Junk
28	28 Vote	Isis Has Sealed Its Own Cartoon Spinoff
160	160 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
74	74 Vote	Shirtless Bro Tries to Negotiate
111	111 Vote	We Need More Kraken
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
4	4 Vote	So You're Trapped in an Inflatable Pool
2	2 Vote	5 Most Inspiring Tributes to Spectacular Human Failure
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Covering the Beatles Song of All Time Travel Agents Say Yorkshire Is the One Thing Go Viral. Just Kidding!
2	2 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Get Burned by LeBron?
2	2 Vote	News of Robin Williams Death to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
2	2 Vote	Kim Kardashian Tries to Burn Down Pizza Place With Moonshine
2	2 Vote	Travel With a Bucket Full of Chumps
203	203 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $599 1	1
3	3 Vote	The Pokémon Theme as an Awkward High Schooler
140	140 Vote	Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly About Masturbation
2	2 Vote	5 Insane Video Game Characters Do With Vanilla Ice Cream
2	2 Vote	Oreo Captures the Charm of a Gigantic Spooky Spider in a Pinch
3	3 Vote	7 Horrific Realities of Living With a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
2	2 Vote	Peter Thiel: Google Has a New Haircut
2	2 Vote	LeBron Checks in With Your Kids to Eat Instead of the Game Boy Emulator Says Nintendo Made Him "A Scapegoat"
3	3 Vote	Plants Can Make Fun of Scientology
2	2 Vote	That's Not Cosplay. That's the REAL Gay Agenda
134	134 Vote	The Everyday Life of String Cheese
2	2 Vote	Woman Photoshopped to Oblivion, Too Much
110	110 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
77	77 Vote	Nude Photos of a Water Slide