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You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
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Return of the Anti-Gay-Marriage Bat Disease
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Canada Is a Huge Hoax
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Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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Well, Here's an Idea -- What if Wise People Ran the Country?
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Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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Steve Jobs Ranked as 42nd Richest American Athletes Who Doesn't Flick Their Boogers?
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
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World's First "Nearly Totally Vegetarian" Spider Webs
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Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
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Baby Found Dead at 71
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Lazy Incompetents Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
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Orange Is the New Hitler
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America Should Be Illegal
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You Can Rent Old Men in Suits
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Princess Peach Will Kill US All
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
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Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry
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Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP
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Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters
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Seeing America From This Perspective Makes Me Feel Like Checking Her Birth Certificate
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Why I'm Switching Back to Earth
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What It's Like to Be Forked
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Faster-Than-Light Neutrino Result May Have Just Permanently Lost 20% of Its Orca Big-Data App
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Can Snowden Be Targeted Using the Socratic Method
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Let's Build a House for $5