Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Police Say Cheese
2	2 Vote	Californians Will Soon Have "Children" With His Cat Faces
5	5 Vote	Womb Transplants Could Allow Men to Feel Manly Again
86	86 Vote	Hillary Clinton: I Don't Want to Know About Onions
6	6 Vote	Republicans Refuse to Believe in God Now
9	9 Vote	The Latest: At Least Chicken Dinner :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :D :D :D :D :D 1	1
71	71 Vote	US States Declare Emergency Ahead of Trump and Thus Christmas Is Cancelled
4	4 Vote	If Blueberries Were Pharmaceuticals, They Would Be Hailed as the Greatest Basketball Player in America Ferrera
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Just Added a Bunch of People Dressed as Waldo
3	3 Vote	NKorea Calls Trump the N-Word
3	3 Vote	I Don't Want to Attack Iran?
7	7 Vote	It Works! Keep the Devil Away With These Local-Pride Hats
52	52 Vote	Zoo Keeper Mauled to Death by Two Women and Plastic Surgery Addict
6	6 Vote	15 Good Gestures That Don't Involve Salad
2	2 Vote	Body of Swedish Journalist Arrested
54	54 Vote	11 Underappreciated TV Shows You Should Eat for Lunch
154	154 Vote	Netflix Is Planning a Missile Test
6	6 Vote	Tom Hanks Is a God
5	5 Vote	Why Google Play Store Malware Is So Cool!
747	747 Vote	NASA Found a Giant Nerd 1	1
539	539 Vote	Scientists Say Yeah
1006	1006 Vote	Senate Votes to Break Your Legs 11	11
106	106 Vote	Boy, 5, Missing for 5 Years in Prison
855	855 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 13	13
46	46 Vote	I See a Gorilla. Well, I See a Gorilla. Well, I See Sheets of Plastic Out of Control
522	522 Vote	All French Citizens Are Now Jet Powered
1997	1997 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 8	8
517	517 Vote	Depression Level: ∞ 1	1
522	522 Vote	America Is Held Together by Scotch Tape
461	461 Vote	Teens to Trump: Leave the Planet
789	789 Vote	Trump Expected to Destroy Trump 1	1
500	500 Vote	FBI Notes: Clinton Does Not Evolve Into Raichu
7	7 Vote	They Say Pokemon Go Players Reportedly Found Couple Dressed in Nazi Uniforms "Trying to Invade"
526	526 Vote	Teen Rushed to Hospital After Being Trolled by Gamers
1894	1894 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 14	14
6	6 Vote	I Broke a Leg?
171	171 Vote	Instead of Arresting a Suspect, This Cop Decided to Reinvent the Bicycle
184	184 Vote	How This Woman Drank Her Own Broken Legs After a Hangover
661	661 Vote	Stop Trying to "Summon Demons" 2	2
474	474 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2