Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
231	231 Vote	Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
218	218 Vote	How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
44	44 Vote	Hope for Peace in Syria, but Don't Expect Rock Band 4 Anytime Soon
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
230	230 Vote	How to Be a Cube
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
44	44 Vote	Why 2013 Was Justin Bieber's Fault
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
164	164 Vote	Dear Opponents of Marriage Equality: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
135	135 Vote	Everyone Please Just Shut Up About His Uncut Penis
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
259	259 Vote	US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3