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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Elmo Continues to Doubt the Warren Commission
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
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What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues
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An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller
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When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds