Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

thesnootster

Voted Headlines

55	55 Vote	Massachusetts Town Loses Its Entire Police Force as All 4 Members Quit Playing Beer Pong at Hogwarts
269	269 Vote	5 Reasons to Drink 2,000-Year-Old "Red Liquid" From Opened Egyptian Sarcophagus
127	127 Vote	See Ya Later, Suckas! the Obituary of a President
140	140 Vote	We Are a "Total Joke"
144	144 Vote	When Your Dog Is a Poorly Run Simulation
346	346 Vote	I No Longer Exist
101	101 Vote	FDA: "Explosive Diarrhea" Caused by Human Error 2	2
434	434 Vote	Revealed: White House Infested With Demons
157	157 Vote	Cops Are Told to Stop Crime 1	1
117	117 Vote	You Still Can't Fly 2	2
262	262 Vote	Can't Sleep? Let Bob Ross Help You Excel at Microsoft Excel 1	1
668	668 Vote	Man Dies After Being a Failure 1	1
178	178 Vote	Spontaneously Combusting Tortilla Chips Spontaneously Combusted 1	1
71	71 Vote	"Vampire" Killer Caught After Seen Drinking Blood of Jesus Christ
251	251 Vote	Donald Trump Praises Himself for Anti-Trump Tweet 2	2
167	167 Vote	Stupid Sunlight Is Ruining GAMING Moments 2	2
227	227 Vote	Face It, Trump's Responsible for Destroying the Planet 1	1
128	128 Vote	Man Crushed to Death by Tuna Sandwich?
120	120 Vote	A Sleeping Pokémon Blocks the Path to Citizenship Checkpoints 2	2
114	114 Vote	It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies 2	2
1006	1006 Vote	Senate Votes to Break Your Legs 11	11
855	855 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 13	13
529	529 Vote	Pro Tip: Never Do That
850	850 Vote	Only 90's Kids Will Die 12	12
789	789 Vote	Trump Expected to Destroy Trump 1	1
599	599 Vote	Trust Me, I Don't Know Shit
526	526 Vote	Teen Rushed to Hospital After Being Trolled by Gamers
583	583 Vote	Teenager Collapses and Dies at 69 1	1
661	661 Vote	Stop Trying to "Summon Demons" 2	2
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
610	610 Vote	Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons 1	1
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2

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