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Voted Headlines

731	731 Vote	One in Twenty Young Adults "Unable to Exist"
97	97 Vote	Experts Give All Their Bullshit Talking Points
74	74 Vote	Thanks a Lot, Meryl Streep, for Ruining the Country
127	127 Vote	An Alaska Mom Is Charged With Stealing a Shark by Disguising It as a Registered Foreign Agent for Putin-Tied Oligarch
89	89 Vote	Damning Study Shows Dinosaurs Loved the Smell of Flowers
165	165 Vote	Be Ready to Live Underground Like Groveling Goblins
71	71 Vote	Earth Set for Deportation
64	64 Vote	Does Toothpaste Actually Get Rid of Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists
65	65 Vote	Apple Will Soon Be Worth $4,000
553	553 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
92	92 Vote	Stop It! No More Pencils, No More Pencils, No More Tickles! 1	1
158	158 Vote	Oh God! Dave You Are Annoying 1	1
183	183 Vote	Your Animal Crackers Are Now Officially American Citizens
53	53 Vote	Kardashian-Approved Clear Shoes Are a Much Bigger Threat Than 3D-Printed Firearms
211	211 Vote	Do You Want to Breathe 2	2
94	94 Vote	This Drunk Baby Is 16!
67	67 Vote	Guardians of the Sears Catalog
101	101 Vote	The Oldest Cheese Ever Was Found Rotting in the Midwest 1	1
260	260 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
79	79 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Often Fantasizes About a McDonald's Happy Meal
549	549 Vote	Millennials Are Getting Harder to Eat Again
584	584 Vote	Team Rocket Has Been Contacted by Mueller Probe
474	474 Vote	Republicans Swore an Oath to Defend Neo-Nazis
2	2 Vote	Adidas and Rich the Kid Are Dropping a Sick Person
67	67 Vote	This Scientist Thinks Aliens Will Need to Recognize Their Own Racism
51	51 Vote	John Cleese Announces He Is Fuming
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump's Relationship With Janelle Monae
4	4 Vote	Michael Cohen About to Cry
5	5 Vote	The Morning After Math
5	5 Vote	A Woman Then Put Her Bare Butt Front and Center
3	3 Vote	Flight of the Dog Outside
2	2 Vote	Loki's Helmet Totally Looks Like Arlene (Garfield)
91	91 Vote	7 Signs Your Plumber Is Trying to Interfere in Primaries
141	141 Vote	Toy Story? Screw That, I'm Watching This Deer
149	149 Vote	Dave Grohl Discusses the Pressures of Voicing Princess Zelda
4	4 Vote	Is Capitalism Slavery? Or Is It Not?
3	3 Vote	Texas Woman Throws Quinceanera for Her Hip-Hop Mixtape
4	4 Vote	Machete-Wielding Nigerians Wage War on America, and It Doesn't Matter
5	5 Vote	Socialism Is Back, Releases Sweet Summer Groove "Like Sugar"
9	9 Vote	Wow Wht Did I Marry a F**king Dolphin...

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