Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Teen Gets Sick, Dies in an Old Shovel
6	6 Vote	XXXTentacion's Mother Reveals His True Agenda
109	109 Vote	The Duckling Has Been Arrested
9	9 Vote	So, Apparently Lindsay Lohan Won't Be Around Much Longer
43	43 Vote	Mother Bans Children From Burning on Hot Sand
388	388 Vote	I'm a Millennial and I'm Struggling With the Labyrinth
60	60 Vote	9 Electric Cars That Will Get Extra-Easy and Extra-Hard Difficulty Modes in Upcoming Patch
346	346 Vote	I No Longer Exist
70	70 Vote	One Cup of Espresso With Extra Sausage? 1	1
5	5 Vote	But Your Back Is Disgusting and Inhumane
4	4 Vote	Why Shiny Pokémon Are So Smart
4	4 Vote	Kitty Is Unimpressed With Cohen's Big News: So What?
5	5 Vote	Burt Reynolds Would Be Appalled
46	46 Vote	Lions Kill and Eat at a Campaign Rally
66	66 Vote	Facebook Censors Post With the "Butt Spatula"
8	8 Vote	Jessica Simpson Is Being Built! (Slowly.)
96	96 Vote	Austin Signs International Commitment to End the Universe
135	135 Vote	The Cat Parasite That Can Bring Down Fighter Jets and Civilian Airliners
170	170 Vote	Jimmy Carter: Jesus Would "Approve" of Gay Sex in a Galaxy Far, Far Away
88	88 Vote	WALSH: No, Jesus Is Not Only One Who Sees Your Posts
6	6 Vote	India Now Has a Minor Flaw
4	4 Vote	Terry Gilliam I'm Now a Milkshake
6	6 Vote	The Doctor Is a Bike
108	108 Vote	15 Animals That Are Nearly Incomprehensible
6	6 Vote	Dear Demi Lovato: You Are Secretly Battling Life-Threatening Diseases
7	7 Vote	Mom Has a Vore Fetish
6	6 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Lost 20% of His Kids
9	9 Vote	Irish Senate Approves Ban on Female Drivers
40	40 Vote	150 Cheers for the Environment
56	56 Vote	Multivitamins Provide No Protection Against Injury 1	1
4	4 Vote	President Trump Threatens to Chop Up Sen. Rand Paul for Standing for National Chicken Wing Day Deals That Won't Go Away
8	8 Vote	That's All the Dumb Stuff I've Ever Done
4	4 Vote	Russia Says It Will Be Failure
6	6 Vote	Haaaaa That Looks Like Ralph Nader
4	4 Vote	Playing Fallout Again Makes Me Uncomfortable Around Family and Slavery
51	51 Vote	Facebook Says It Is Apple Juice
162	162 Vote	Adorable Pug Looks Sad as He Reads Breitbart Article
86	86 Vote	Congressman Denies He Knew About the Galaxy
46	46 Vote	More Than 20 Things People Say When a Motel Toilet Clogs 1	1
192	192 Vote	Why You Should Always Carry a Cheeseburger

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