Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

80	80 Vote	Viruses Cooperate to Defeat Trump
7	7 Vote	Everyone Thinks Dad's Crying Because He Didn't Like His Seat
9	9 Vote	Pokémon Go Fest Is a Hate Crime Against Humanity {BARF]
8	8 Vote	New Species of Extinct Ape Discovered in Ancient Chinese Noblewoman 1	1
7	7 Vote	Try Not to Chant Homophobic Slur
222	222 Vote	Bigfoot Porn Has Become Increasingly Dishonest
86	86 Vote	Why Is Peeing After Sex Important? Here's What Archaeologists Uncovered After Digging Up Woodstock
139	139 Vote	Here's the Story of the Holy Bible, You Heretic
70	70 Vote	Britain's Having a Miscarriage
40	40 Vote	China May Punch a Hole in Sheet of Paper
55	55 Vote	Those SINNERS ARE JUST Adorable Lil Dummies
40	40 Vote	Trump's Personal Chauffeur Is Suing Two of His Therapy Ducks
179	179 Vote	Why You Should Think of Humans as Vermin 1	1
2	2 Vote	UK Legislator Who Blocked "upskirting" Law Says He Doesn't Remember Any Negative Interactions (Tr)
295	295 Vote	All He's Ever Wanted Is to Plug USB in Correctly
71	71 Vote	Falling for the Soup God!
2	2 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel's Footage of Victims and Response Crews During California Wildfire "Taking Down Everything in Path"
101	101 Vote	FDA: "Explosive Diarrhea" Caused by Human Error 2	2
434	434 Vote	Revealed: White House Infested With Demons
544	544 Vote	Elon Musk Goes on Killing Spree
2	2 Vote	Carrot Top Totally Looks Like a Delusional Old Man With Autism Uses Boy Scout Skills to Survive
54	54 Vote	Dog Howling Sounds Just Like Kevin Bacon!
76	76 Vote	Trump Claimed He's a Pokemon Master! 1	1
330	330 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Says He's Ready for Combat
123	123 Vote	Millions of People Missing After Going for Jog
102	102 Vote	I Really Like Apples! 5	5
2	2 Vote	Stormy Daniels Lawyer Now Blames Russia for the Soul of Brexit
139	139 Vote	We Asked People to Bathe in Blood to "Invoke Devil"
213	213 Vote	Women Prefer Men Who Are Not Played by Tim Allen
2	2 Vote	Weezer Played Toto's "Africa" Live and This Whiteness
143	143 Vote	How to Break Up a Battle Between Wizards 2	2
101	101 Vote	China Is Trying to Achieve a Full-Body Orgasm 1	1
133	133 Vote	Statue of Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue Appears to "weep" Olive Oil Tears That Smell Like Peaches 1	1
494	494 Vote	I Think I Need a Big Gay Orgy 1	1
111	111 Vote	Eight-Year-Old Boy Becomes Youngest Person to Die
237	237 Vote	Trump Says He's Prepared to Die 1	1
201	201 Vote	Elon Musk Attacks 1	1
668	668 Vote	Man Dies After Being a Failure 1	1
118	118 Vote	How to Not Get Bitten by a Demon 1	1
2	2 Vote	The Witch From "Hansel and Gretel" Decides to RAISE Taxes

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