Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

thegreatbman

Voted Headlines

160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
47	47 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
40	40 Vote	Dr. Phil Wants to Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner
121	121 Vote	College Bro Has Amazing Ass
129	129 Vote	Can You Even Lift, Bro Asks
12	12 Vote	17 Truths That Only Exist in Movie Universes
236	236 Vote	These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
66	66 Vote	Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
27	27 Vote	Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Harassment Accusations
5	5 Vote	Aha, So THIS Is for Virgins
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
199	199 Vote	NYC Preschoolers Don't Give a Shit How Men Dress
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2