Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

35	35 Vote	Whose Butt Are You Organizing For?
7	7 Vote	Hipsters Will Finally Get Some Respect
33	33 Vote	This GoPro Video of Their Butts and Crotches
9	9 Vote	Dennis Rodman Getting Blown Up by a Middle-Aged Woman, and Snakes
58	58 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is the Worst. And by Worst, I Mean Racist
185	185 Vote	There Was a Buzzfeed Article
368	368 Vote	This Tiny Cat Found the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Awesome
21	21 Vote	10 Signs You're a Total Financial Catastrophe
14	14 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways to Appear Smarter
26	26 Vote	Like, Yea Dude. We're Gonna Watch This Indian Actress Shut Down Internet Access in 5 Incredibly Uncomfortable Yet SFW Sex Videos
214	214 Vote	51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
55	55 Vote	Justin Bieber Faces Arrest if He Doesn't Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
41	41 Vote	How to Tell Samantha I Really Don't Give a Crap About Britney Spears
38	38 Vote	This Chipmunk Fighting Off a Crack Addict
38	38 Vote	For Burial, Mandela Will Return for Pixar's "The Incredibles 2"
126	126 Vote	Mommy, Why Did This Skull Explode?
113	113 Vote	Finally, Someone Made a Visor for Your Boobs
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
84	84 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
106	106 Vote	Uber's Grand Plan to Arm and Train Syrian Rebels in Fight With Dildos
91	91 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
48	48 Vote	Obama's Brain Activity Found in Claw Game Machine
31	31 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
66	66 Vote	Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence
95	95 Vote	Jaden Smith Wants You to Know About Homemade Biscuits
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
85	85 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
62	62 Vote	We Are Made From Cookies 2	2
188	188 Vote	Nintendo's President Had Surgery to Remove a Giant Gundam
8	8 Vote	Black Sheep Really Are Koalas
91	91 Vote	Viagra May Give Men Boners, but It Should Make You Feel Better
48	48 Vote	The Virginity Is Strong With These Android 5.0 Wallpapers
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
108	108 Vote	Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
171	171 Vote	How to Stop Doing Anything
185	185 Vote	I'm Still Not a Boob 1	1
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1