Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

104	104 Vote	21 People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
90	90 Vote	And Now With Extra Poop!
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
137	137 Vote	Barack Obama Has Said "I Will Fucking Kill You" (W/Video)
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
69	69 Vote	B.J. Novak Shows Kids How to Kill Each Other
59	59 Vote	The 42 Commandments of Perfect Mashed Potatoes
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
76	76 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has a Super Sad Trombone
253	253 Vote	Things Are Going to Suck 1	1
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
35	35 Vote	Basements Get All the Bitches
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
35	35 Vote	Secret Rules Grant Obama the "N" Word
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
171	171 Vote	Here Are the Hardest Places to Poop
154	154 Vote	9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop 2	2
84	84 Vote	This Is What the Founding Fathers Said About Kim Kardashian
310	310 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
53	53 Vote	Why You Should Be Made Into Cookies
100	100 Vote	How to Open Your Mouth
89	89 Vote	Taliban Video Shows Einstein Sexually Assaulting Marie Curie
243	243 Vote	6 Ways to Eat Bees 1	1
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
76	76 Vote	Cops Find Meth in Vagina
63	63 Vote	Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why 1	1
249	249 Vote	STOP Being So Wrong
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year